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Terms & Conditions
Worldly Crafted
Welcome to Worldly Crafted, where our terms and conditions for our handcrafted treasures are to serve our nefarious purposes! There will be dire consequences for disobedience. Please read the following with a sense of humor and a pinch of salt:
- Acceptance of Terms: By entering the Worldly Crafted store, you agree to forfeit your autonomy and willingly subject yourself to our rules. Your compliance is non-negotiable and you are willingly subject yourself to our whims. As you embark on a journey of laughter and joy, don’t worry, your compliance is mandatory.
- Product Descriptions: We’ve done our best to describe our handmade wonders with accuracy and flair, they are designed to lure you into our clutches, but please note that our descriptions may not be what you get. We make no guarantees of quality or accuracy, and any dissatisfaction will be met with disdain. Proceed with caution.
- Pricing and Payment: Prices are subject to change based on the alignment of the stars, the mood of our resident gnome, and subject to change without warning. Payment is accepted in the form of gold coins, is required upfront, and failure to pay will result in your firstborn child… just kidding? (mostly).
- Shipping and Delivery: While we strive to deliver your treasures in a timely manner, please be aware that shipping times may vary. Expect a lot of delays, but rest assured, should they ever arrive, consider yourself fortunate.
- Returns and Exchanges: We understand that sometimes even the most exquisite teapot may not be the right fit. If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply send it back within 30 days. Be aware though that we do not accept returns or exchanges and your money and purchase will be ours to sell again.
- Limitation of Liability: In the unlikely event that our handmade wonders cause uncontrollable or a sudden urges to redecorate your entire home, we accept no responsibility for the consequences of your interactions with Worldly Crafted. Worldly Crafted cannot be held responsible for any harm, injury, or loss incurred is your own fault, and we bear no burden of guilt. You have been warned. Proceed with caution.
By continuing to browse our website, you acknowledge that you’ve read our terms and conditions and are ready to embark on a shopping journey filled with creativity. Welcome to Worldly Crafted, where every purchase is an adventure!