Privacy Policy

Worldly Crafted

Welcome to Worldly Crafted, where we craftily navigate the world of handmade treasures while respecting your privacy like it’s our own secret stash of rare finds. Here’s how we handle your personal information:

1. Collection of Information: When you browse our website looking for that perfect artisanal piece, we might collect some info about you, like your name, email address, and shipping details. Don’t worry, we won’t use your data to track you down if you abandon your cart. We will however snatch up every morsel of information we can find about you like, your name, address, credit card details, and even the weird fact that you once owned a pet goldfish named Fluffy. Nothing escapes our watchful eye.

2. Use of Information: We’ll use your info to process your orders, ship your goodies, and keep you in the loop about our latest handmade treasures. Oh, we will also use your personal information to keep tabs on you, track your every click, and analyze your shopping habits. We might even send our people to lurk outside your window, just to make sure you’re still browsing our website. We might also throw in some hilarious jokes in our email newsletters, because who doesn’t love a good laugh with their purchase updates?

3. Sharing of Information: Rest assured, we won’t sell, trade, or give away your personal info to anyone. We’d sooner part with our favorite hand-carved wooden spoon collection than betray your trust. Just kidding, we don’t just share your personal information, we flaunt it like a prized possession. We’ll sell your data to the highest bidder, trade it for rare handmade treasures, or use it to summon dark forces from beyond the veil. Your secrets are our currency.

4. Security: We take the security of your information seriously. Our website is secure as a vault guarded by a legion of cyber-dwellers and dark encryption, ensuring that your personal information is as secure as a fortress in the underworld, but with fewer booby traps and more SSL encryption. So get comfortable, we have the strongest defenses and can’t be breached by those who dare to challenge us. Your private information is ours to sell.

5. Cookies: Yes, we use cookies. No, not the delicious kind (although we do love those too). These cookies are more like tiny spies, infiltrating your browser to gather intelligence on your every move. Resistance is futile.

6. Children’s Privacy: If you’re under 13, please don’t sneak around our website without adult supervision. If you are, beware! We’ll snatch your personal information quicker than you can say “We will still be here when you’re old enough to appreciate or stuff without getting fingerprints on everything.” Consider yourself warned.

7. Changes to Privacy Policy: If we ever decide to change our privacy policy, we ill do so at any time, without warning or explanation. At Worldly Crafted, we make the rules and you’re just along for the ride. After all, surprises are great when they come in the form of a beautifully wrapped package containing all of your personal data.

In a nutshell, at Worldly Crafted, your trusted companion on your quest for one-of-a-kind finds, your personal information is our most prized possession, and we’ll stop at nothing to acquire it. So, shop all of the time and remember, we’re always watching.